Dress Code

Employed by the human-development center of a corporation in the Midwest, a woman trained employees in proper dress codes and etiquette.
One day as she was stepping onto the elevator and a man, casually dressed in jeans and a golf shirt got on the elevator with her.
Thinking of her responsibilities, she scolded the man, "Dressed a little casually today, aren't we?"
The man replied, "That's one benefit of owning the company...." Oops.