Clean Business Jokes

Clean April Fools Prank - Lucky Duck

Find a small rubber duck, remove the jug from the office water cooler, and squeeze the duck inside. Replace the jug and wait for the fun!

Have a Seat. . or Two. . .or Three

Take all the chairs you can find from other offices, the conference room, etc., and fill up your victim’s office as full as possible.

Clean April Fools Gag - Return Phone Call

Clean April Fools Gag 

Give your co-worker a written message to return a phone call to "Mr. Don Key" and provide the phone number to your city zoo.

This is a great one for sales people!

The Suggestion Box

Joe and Frank were in the office, and noticed that someone had put up a suggestion box with some 3x5 cards next to it. Both decided that this was a great idea, and each took a card to fill out.

Joe wrote, "The office workers should all be given raises!"

When he looked at Frank's card, it said "Can we all have raises, and keys to the executive washroom, and personal secretaries, and new company cars, and new coffee cups, and longer lunch breaks, and an extra three weeks vacation each year, and a holiday on St. Patrick's Day, and Columbus Day and Martin Luther King's Birthday?"

Joe said, "Frank, that isn't the right way of getting things changed around here. . . . You shouldn't put all of your begs in one ask-it."